jenny don't be hasty (KISAH AJAIB HARI INI)

today is Wednesday.the day of the reckoning.reckoning of what? reckoning of the reckoned.two days of exam has passed.and the result is i am left utterly unfulfilled.the reason is simple.i can't answer the papers and there is no one to be blamed except myself.though i am to be blamed,part of this commotion is maybe caused by my slight decrease of health.dengan kate lain saya juga tak sehat semalam,jadi saya tidak sempat nak study.demam.hadui.ni pon sekarang singgah cc jap.dua paper dah teruk.mikrobiologi.adusss.. and kimia sintesis.aduh.how long must i wait? when can i smell the scent of success? for long i have failed, if not because of myself alone and i am to be blamed.lain kali jangan last minute study lagi asyraf oii, awak dah semester 4 dah, dah beso... ni esok xm pon boleh pegi cc.hahaha...

KISAH AJAIB HARI INI,,,, nadhirah mohd.shakri telah mendarat di surabaya.die sgt sweet membawa saya ke klinik naik beca siang tadi.comel betul die.pastu dari klinik tetibe kitorang boleh sesat kat mall.entah camne ntah saya pon tak sedar.mule-mule nak tukar duit je, tetibe saya cakap ''awak kate nak beli jeans baru?,alang dah kat sini ayolah beli,'' so the story goes, we went to z*** to buy her new jeans.pastu tetibe plak kami boleh sampai kat cinema.tak pasal-pasal dah terbeli tiket.citer forbidden kingdom.tgk citer tu cam nak berkungfu jer rasenye.watchhhaaaaa~ son wukong berbulu emas! watchaaaa~!!! okay2-okay back to the story, habis tengok movie tak pasal-pasal nadhirah beli kasut baru, pastu tak pasal-pasal dah kat cc ni menulis post.saya pon tak faham.mungkin saya telah menembusi 'The Gate Of No Gates' seperti dalam citer forbidden kingdom.aneh pelik dan ajaib.bagaimana esok adalah hari ujian namun saya boleh keluar menonton sambil pergi ke klinik? aneh sekali.saya takkan melupakan hari ini (lebih-lebih lagi kalau esok tak bole jawab, hehehe,).

oklah, post pendek je la.pendek-pendek tapi ajaib.haha.. dah penat ni,tak larat dah nak taip. demaaammmm.....

wishing myself luck for the exams.amiiinnn...

in the end, love prevails.
HAIL HANA

Cimex Lectularis dan Berbagai Kisah Lain

testis/testicle- The testicle (from Latin testis, meaning "witness",^[1] plural testes) is the male generative gland in animals. (Wikipedia)

the word testis in latin means ''witness''.which roughly means(i think) if you want to say ''oh my god! i'm a witness!,'' in latin,it should sound something like this ''oh my god! i'm a testis!,''.sangat-sangatlah cool.haha.nasib baik bahase latin hanyalah digunakan dalam bidang ilmu dan tidak digunakan dalam komunikasi sehari-hari.kalau tak banyaklah test(is) berada di mahkamah atau di tempat-tempat yang sewaktu dengannya.come to think of it,why does the male generative gland in animals called a witness? saya pon tak faham.mungkin kerana ia ada dua biji macam mata.hence the word witness.maybe.......

tadi pegi cuci motorku yang comel.die semakin comel.dah berkilat putih bersih.yeaaa!before cuci motor tadi lepak-lepak kat bilikku sambil study kimia sintesis sampai tertido.before that lagi pegi kelas.before that lagi pergi melancong ke paris dan bertemu rod stewart dan mengusap-ngusap janggutnya.dan rod pon berkate ''asyraf,itulah kasih mok kasih pok pado anok'', pastu pastu pastuuuuu.... saya pon berkate ''ikat jangan tak ikat,ingatlah orang yang tersayang!!!'' (apelah yang aku merepek ni wahai sodara sodari).itulah aktivitiku hari ini di surabaya yang tercinta,selain berjumpa rod stewart dan pergi ke paris,semuanya benar-benar belaka.oh lagi satu pagi tadi saya cuci selimut saya yang dah dah hampir satu semester setngah tak cuci, mak aih, hitam giler air cucian dia,, macam kopi kaw-kaw punye wooo.. giler la, patutla saya gatal-gatal je keje.


lebih kurang camni la rupe moto saya,tapi ni waktu die mude,now dah tue,cucu lima,buatan 1990, 4th hand.

speaking about gatal-gatal, around the end of last month if i'm not mistaken,i experienced some 'gatal-gatal', so i told la abang sepol which is a medical student.he told me it might be caused by ticks.so he went to my room and did a check up on my anus, eh salah, my mattress, and you know what he fouuunnnddd????!!! jeng jeng jeng!!!! a bed bug! or Cimex lectularius. kurang hajar punye cimex lectularis, selambe je duduk kat tilam orang, dahla isap darah aku, penat-penat aku makan membina tubuh yang sihat, suke-suke ati die je isap, dah la tak bayar, tak mintak izin lagi.dasar haiwan tak sopan.tak hensem pulak tu.ni gambar-gambar si cimex tu,



nilah gambar-gambar makhluk yang meminum darahku itu.tapi gambar-gambar ni saya amik kat wikipedia la.kalau dah hisap darah die jadi gemok.die ni seekor parasit.nasib baik yang dekat tilam saya tu tak sempat beranak-pinak, baru sekor je, kalau tak mungkin nasib saya seperti ini,

wooo,, nasib baik.nasibku baik.parah woo tangan orang tu,merah-merah,mesti gatal gile,saya yang sekor gigit pon dah gatal cam buaya darat. wooooo..... Cimex lectularius, si penghisap darah yang kejam dan gatal.hati-hatilah... moral of the story, jaga kebersihan bilik anda. kalau taaak.. jeng jeng jeng!

one story leads to another but i still miss her.jiwang gak aku nih ek.melankolik dan sentimental tapi bukan mentally retarded.hahaha.. die datang surabaya ahad niee,, yeay! boleh jumpe! hahaha..

i think this is it ladies and gentlemen, this is where the hero dies and the birds fly, this is where the groom kisses the bride, this is where the hunter catches the prey,this is where the father says goodbye,this is the end of this post.hope we all remain happy and to those people who are now faced with sadness, may it pass by them.life is a lesson learned every moment you live it,learn or perish my friends.

in the end,love prevails.
HAIL HANA

this is a test (is)

in the name of God most most gracious most merciful.

this is a start of something great.i can feel it.this blog is going to be the epitome of blogs all over the world.people will read it.adore it.sing it.recite it.this blog will rule the world.beware earthlingsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss (tarik nafas) sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....

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test test (is) (is)

testis/testicle- The testicle (from Latin testis, meaning "witness",^[1] plural testes) is the male generative gland in animals. (Wikipedia)

hahaha.. sungguh.. sungguh.. sesungguhnya tak ada kata yang dapat mendeskripsikan kesenangan hatiku di saat ini.blog pertama saya setelah tujuh belas blog yang telah saya hasilkan.oh senang sekali.actually i've only written four blogs with an average of five posts per blog.haha.. im not a constant blogger nor am i a constant gardener (maksud kamu apa??!).and i've deleted three of them.then all of a sudden i feel an urge to write again (actually my hanahird(she's the love) influenced me).so i wrote laaaa....

and im not here to write about test(is).this post is just a test.my test post and again not my test(is).my test(is) is tucked safe in its rightful place.then again, i think it is not a crime to define the word test(is) because not all of us know the meaning of that word.hence the definition above.

okay okay.cukuplah bercerita tentang test(is).eh jap2... bercakap tentang test(is) tanpa (is), isnin nanti saya ada ujian tengah semester.sangatlah malas diriku untuk mendudukinya,apatah lagi mendirikannya,namun apa daya,saya terpaksa.jadi,saya amatlah berharap saudara/saudari memberikan sokongan dan doa kepada saya agar terus sukses dan menjadi farmasis yang dapat menjana ekonomi negara dan membantu masyarakat setempat.

seterusnya, nadhirah binti mohd.shakri, ketahuilah anda amat saya sayangi.kamu nun jauh di sana.harap kamu sentiasa bahagia.kanda senatiasa merindui dinda.tak kira dimana jua anda berada.cepatlah pulang dan buatku bahagia.

oh, i am strapped for cash.hutang keliling leher.nak tercekik dah ni.pinggang ok lagi,tak tecekik.hehehe.i need money.nak beli amp and effect.arghhhh....

oklah, enough for my first post.tidak ada yang menarik sebenarnya.semoga saja and terhibur.teruskan bersama kami, di waktu dan hari yang sama.haha..

in the end, love prevails.
HAIL HANA!